• slimetony:

    Me on first day as the job interviewer: what are your greatest weaknesses. What are you weaknesses. What will make you break. Am i scaring you. What would you say is your greatest weakness. Aaaa! Anyway. Have you ever been attacked? What would you consider your greatest weakness.

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  • fire-plays-totk:

    I miss my wife Tails, I miss her so much

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    #legend of zelda 
  • parjums:
“runr unRU N RUN RUNRUNRUNRU
”

    parjums:

    runr unRU N RUN RUNRUNRUNRU

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    #legend of zelda  #totk spoilers 
  • 3amsoda:
“purah doodles
”

    3amsoda:

    purah doodles

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    #legend of zelda  #totk spoilers 
  • stealingpotatoes:

    leia: Papa, have you ever been to a desert planet?  bail: Yes, dear, I've been to many -- Why the sudden interest?  leia: I had a dream about one last night -- it felt so real, but it was nothing like Alderaan -- There was no greenery anywhere -- and they had... two suns?ALT
    Leia: And there was a nice boy with hair like the sand Bail: [surprised cough] bail, obvs worried: This boy, did he seem... alright? Safe? Leia: Yes, he seemed very happy -- I think we would be friends, if we met.ALT

    sits on the floor and thinks about how the twins’ extreme force sensitivity probably connected them before they even knew each other

    (support me on kofi!)

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    #star wars 
  • sskyeh:

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    #legend of zelda 
  • reillustrated:

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    underrated trio tbh

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    #critical role 
  • fire-plays-totk:

    Playing TOTK is like “This world I fought to protect is now fighting alongside me, growing and thriving in spite of everything. Together we will restore peace once again upon this beautiful, serene land.” And two seconds later it’s like “AAAAHHHGGGH THE HORRORS!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!”

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    #legend of zelda 
  • papayamm:

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    #star wars 
  • fallingtowers:

    chimpanzeedotcom:

    Jerry: I pretended to be bi for pussy!

    George: I’m bald

    The rotting bloated leaking corpse:

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    #FUCK  #disco elysium 
  • thesaucepear:

    hedgehog-moss:

    It’s always funny when anglo writers looking to express a specific idea casually pluck a cool ready-made monosyllabic phrase from their language’s unlimited supply and Romance language translators just curl up in the fœtal position and cry. I’m reading a text in which the American author talks about ‘Haves’ vs ‘Have-Nots’ vs ‘Have-Mosts’ —the poor French translator translated this as ‘ceux-qui-ont’ (the French language: don’t worry I’m just getting warmed up), ‘ceux-qui-n’ont-pas’ (nice we’ve doubled the syllable count but we mustn’t falter), and the beautiful ‘ceux-qui-ont-plus-que-tous-les-autres’ (300% expansion ratio let’s gooo! we did it great work everybody.) From 2 to 8 syllables—the minute I saw that bulky thing I knew it had to be Have-Mosts in the original and I was giggling. The anglo author happily proceeds to use the phrase ‘Have-Mosts’ 5 times per paragraph because why not! it’s so quick and wieldy :) we don’t actually need the word wieldy ‘cause it’s just the normal state of our language <3 meanwhile you can feel the French translator’s desperation grow as she is reduced to juggling with “those” and “the latter” to avoid summoning her creature. Eventually she reaches the acceptance stage and uses ceux-qui-ont-plus-que-tous-les-autres again like, it’s my monster. I shouldn’t reject it

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  • utopians:

    American moment

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    #futurama 
  • himbofisher:

    “me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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  • pochowek:

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    this man ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of his life and this is what happened.

    And you could have it all

    My empire of gurt

    I will let you down

    I will make you purp

    If i could slurp my gurt

    A million times a day

    I would keep my dirt

    I would find a shirt

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